It's been something like three years since I last posted. I keep thinking "I'll start posting again at some point..." but that $SomePoint variable is set to $null, and therefore never executes.
I'm not going to make any promises about how frequently I'll post, or really even if I'll ever post again after this, but it is definitely My Intention™ to post at a frequency that isn't measured in years (or, really, even months).
So, really, I'm just posting this to show that I am, in fact, still alive and still working with PowerShell as much as ever. Let's see if I can do better.